Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Check out the new issue of Paracinema magazine!

Sorry I haven't been posting lately.  I've been busy and stuff or whatever.  I'll have a new review posted in a few days.  In the mean time, you can buy the fuck out of the newest issue of Paracinema magazine.  Why?  Because it's rad.  Also, Charles Bronson is shooting a big ass machine gun on the cover.  Also, my article on A Serbian Film is inside.  You know, my high school English professor Mr. Snarglepants said I would never get published in a million years.  Well, asshole, I got a mag in my hand that says otherwise, containing an article where I break down that movie where the dude skullfucks a baby (spoiler alert!).  I'd probably try to track down Mr. Snarglepants and send him a smartass e-mail, but he's probably dead by now.  Good.  Fuck him.  He's just another hater drunk on the haterade.


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  1. First of all, congratulations, man. I can't believe your English professor said that to you.

    Funny thing, I actually saw that the latest Paracinema had a piece credited to someone named "Thomas Duke." I wanted to ask you about it, but I wasn't sure how to broach the subject.

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    1. Thanks! I haven't even read it yet, but there is an article on Stephen Sayadian by Heather Drain. It's like a magazine aimed directly at you!

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    2. Yeah, yeah, I noticed that too. Stephen Sayadian appeared recently at a film festival in France.

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  2. Congrats! Any advice for someone looking to get published in a magamazine? I'd definitely like to submit work but I'm never sure about how.
    & Mr. Snarglepantes is a dick.

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    1. Thanx! I'm probably the wrong person to ask about this. I think the easiest thing to do is to buy a magazine and see what kind of articles they have in there, and then go online and check out their submission policies, and write something based on that. It might be easier than writing something first than try to shop it around, as it were.

      Total dick.

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