Sorry I haven't been posting lately. I've been busy and stuff or whatever. I'll have a new review posted in a few days. In the mean time, you can buy the fuck out of the newest issue of Paracinema magazine. Why? Because it's rad. Also, Charles Bronson is shooting a big ass machine gun on the cover. Also, my article on A Serbian Film is inside. You know, my high school English professor Mr. Snarglepants said I would never get published in a million years. Well, asshole, I got a mag in my hand that says otherwise, containing an article where I break down that movie where the dude skullfucks a baby (spoiler alert!). I'd probably try to track down Mr. Snarglepants and send him a smartass e-mail, but he's probably dead by now. Good. Fuck him. He's just another hater drunk on the haterade.