Nevertheless, I've changed with the times by posting more screen shots and GIFs and shit. But rest assured, I will continue to write long reviews about movies nobody gives a shit about. My posting has slowed down considerably this year because I am a busy boy with a proclivity for cat naps, but I will try to post something at least once a week. You can't rush genius folks. Rushing genius only leads to garbled nonsense, crushing disappointment, and splitting headaches.
So, I'd like to thank all of the cretins that have read any of my stuff over the past three years. I'm sincerely touched that you have nothing better to do. Really I am. Without you folks, this birthday party would be pathetic and sad. Now, here's a toast to three more years.