However, excitement can sometimes prove dangerous, so I should warn you; if the excitement of the Lazy Baker Halloween Horror Countdown causes your hair to catch fire or your ass to explode out of the ozone layer, I am in no way responsible. If you send me a registered letter from a lawyer or a subpoena, I will simply rip it up and set it on fire and then snort the ashes. So don't bother is all I'm saying.
In full disclosure, I am not clever enough to come up with the concept of the "lazy baker", No, it was comedian Jimmy Pardo that invented the term, and hopefully it catches on. Frankly, thirteen donuts is a lot of fucking donuts. You should be more than happy with 10, and one extra just in case you drop one and it rolls into the sewer or one is stolen by an escaped orangutang. Anyway, here is audio of the origins of the term from his podcast Never Not Funny:
I will leave you with this to get you in the mood, you big pile of silly you.